Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a congratulatory tweet to children’s entertainers Hi-5, congratulating the band on topping the JJJ Hottest 100. The tweet was sent despite the hottest 100 being topped by the Wiggles and not Hi-5…. Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
Australian’s have been surprised to learn that the PM’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen is against jabbing children. ”Yeah, that’s a bit of a surprise if I’m honest,” said Mackay based Tradie Steve Armstrong. ”I mean with… Read More ›
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has launched a podcast and demanded that the PM make it compulsory for all Australian school students to listen to it as part of the curriculum. ”I’m a big important man and everyone… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the member for Dawson George Christensen has demanded that the PM name him Australian of the year. ”I’m a big important man so I should be rewarded,” grunted the Member for Dawson. ”Besides,… Read More ›
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. The year 2021 had us all seemingly looking back nostalgically at the heady… Read More ›
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