NSW Premier (as of posting) Gladys Berejiklian has told colleagues that she regrets not killing off all of the states koalas earlier in the year when she had the chance. This revelation comes as a rift between the Nationals and… Read More ›
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Star Casino To Roll Out Financial Education Program In NSW Schools
NSW Premier Gladys “Baccarat” Berejiklian has contracted the Star Casino to develop and deploy a financial education program for NSW schools. The move comes after reports surfaced of the Star Casino allowing underage people in to gamble. “It’s a no-brainer… Read More ›
Dutton & ScoMo Vindicated After Report Finds That Governments Stop Boats Not Ships
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing and his Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton have been telling all and sundry of their vindication after a self-commissioned investigation found that the Government was in charge of stopping boats not ships. ”I… Read More ›
Berejiklian Calls For NSW Residents To Say A Prayer And Spare A Dollar For The Star Casino
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called on all NSW residents to say a prayer for their local casino and to also spare a dollar or a pay check to put through the Star’s pokie machines when they reopen. “We expected… Read More ›
Berejiklian Warns That If Gambling Revenue Doesn’t Rise There Will Be Another Lock Down
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW that if the state’s gambling revenue doesn’t rise, she will be forced to enact another lock down, which would involve residents being forced to stay in their local RSL. “As Premier,… Read More ›
Gladys Orders All NSW Residents To Donate A Weeks Pay To Their Local Pokies Den
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the State’s residents to set aside a week’s salary and go down to their local pokies den and put it through the machines. ”Our RSL’s and clubs have been hit hard by the covid… Read More ›
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