With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian
School Lockdowns Lead To Entire Generation Of Kids Unable To Play The Triangle
Australia is facing a bleak future after it was revealed that due to covid lock downs an entire generation of children will be growing up unable to play the triangle, finger paint or know the rules of “heads down thumbs… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble
Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›
Gladys And ScoMo Promise That All Marginal Electorates Will Be Vaccinated By Election Time
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his deputy Gladys ‘Gold Standard’ Berejiklian have promised that all Liberal voters and marginal electorates will be vaccinated by the time that the next Federal election rolls around in May 2022. ”Rest assured… Read More ›
Gladys Tells Victorians That They Should Send NSW Their Extra Netflix Login
Deputy Prime Minister for Sydney Gladys Berejiklian has used her daily press conference to order Victorians coming out of lockdown to hand over their spare Netflix logins to those still locked down in NSW. ”The people of Victoria need to… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Berejiklian To Sort Out A Singles Bubble For Non-Uggos
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has implored NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to get her act together and sort out a singles bubble in the State. ”Look, people are losing their minds at home with the wives and… Read More ›
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