NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW to start shelling out more of their pay packets on the pokies or else she will start selling off their toys. ”The people of NSW need to realise that the Government… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Women To Wear Ankle Length Skirts So As Not To Tempt Andrew Laming
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them. ”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Spotted In Bunnings Looking For A DIY Ark Kit
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who was thought to be be missing during the NSW floods has been spotted at his local Bunnings store asking staff which aisle the DIY ark kits are located in. ”Never fear Australia I am… Read More ›
Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells NSW That If They Want To Be Vaccinated Move To A Liberal Voting Electorate
NSW Premier Gladys ‘Shredder’ Berejiklian has told the people of NSW that if they wish to be vaccinated against the corona virus then they’d best make sure they live in a Liberal voting electorate. ”I won’t apologise for the fact… Read More ›
Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›