Australia’s Coalition Government (for now) is today tipped to announce that they will be cutting the fuel excise on premium unleaded petrol and raising it on E10, in an effort to curtail rising fuel costs. ”Don’t think we haven’t noticed… Read More ›
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Barnaby Denies Sending a Dick Pic Claiming It Was Meant To Be A Selfie
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied sending his coalition colleagues a dick pic, insisting it was actually an attempt at a selfie but he got the angle wrong. ”Look, I know what the picture looks like but… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells ScoMo That He Won’t Take Christensen To ‘The Farm’
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
Australia Wonders What ScoMo Will Stuff Up Next
After a week in which the country has suffered through a severe shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests with Covid running wild and now appearing to be at war with Serbia over the fallout from Novak Djokovic’s visa issues, the majority… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Demands To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the member for Dawson George Christensen has demanded that the PM name him Australian of the year. ”I’m a big important man so I should be rewarded,” grunted the Member for Dawson. ”Besides,… Read More ›
PM Tells Barnaby The Bonk Ban Ends When We Hit Net Zero
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his deputy Barnaby Joyce that the Ministerial bonk band ends when the country hits net zero carbon emissions. “ScoMo sure did pull a swifty on Barnaby,” said a Government Insider. ”For the… Read More ›