Media mogul and American citizen Rupert Murdoch is reportedly extremely pissed at the Morrison Government after his pay TV network Foxtel only received $10 million dollars of the Governments 90 billion dollar spend. ”Mr Murdoch is definitely not happy and… Read More ›
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PM Panics After Learning Cormann Did The Numbers For The Budget
Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison is said to be panicked after learning that the numbers that Treasurer Josh Frydenburg will announce later today as part of his budget update were calculated by the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann. ”This is… Read More ›
Kelly Gang Commended For Wearing Masks
Dan Andrews has praised outlaw Ned Kelly and his gang for following the correct mask wearing protocol while going about their business of robbing banks and ranging about in the bush. “I watched the video Ned put up on YouTube… Read More ›
Abbott and Howard Argue Over Who Should Be First To Provide Dyson Heydon With A Reference
Former Prime Ministers Tony Abbott and John Winston Howard have gotten in to a heated argument over who should be first to provide disgraced former High Court judge Dyson Heydon with a character reference. ”It was quite a discussion between… Read More ›
Government To Handout $25K Grants For Anti-5Gers To Cover Their Houses In Foil
The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts. ”This is a good… Read More ›
Politician Who Cheated On Wife Unsurprisingly Not In Favour Of Government Tracking App
Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has released a press release declaring he wants no part in the Government’s plans for all Australian citizens to be tracked via an app. ”This Government can go and get… Read More ›