The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told his leader that he has seen a water cannon going cheap on Facebook Marketplace, should the PM need to stock up in case of another Women’s March 4 Justice. “I took a break… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Asks His Staff When’s International Men’s Day
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his staff why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest of honour at several events celebrating International Women’s Day. ”The PM was merely enquiring as to… Read More ›
PM Tells Liberals To Stop Screwing Each Other And Instead Focus On Screwing The Voters
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Everyone To Ease Up On All The Questions As He’s Still Getting Back Into The Swing Of Things After His Holiday
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked the media to please ease up on all the questions, especially those about his colleague Craig Kelly, as he’s still trying to get back into the swing of things after his most… Read More ›
Exclusive Extract: George Pell’s Prison Journal
Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›
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