The confidential agreement between the Liberals and Nationals that is set to be signed this week following Barnaby Joyce’s ascension to the Nationals leadership has been leaked to the media. The agreement was drafted on the back of a beer… Read More ›
Soon-to-be-appointed Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that Prime Minister ScoMo appoint him Minister of Home Affairs, or else he’ll piss on the floor of Parliament House. ”The PM needs to know that the Nationals will not back down,’… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them. ”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that… Read More ›
Australia’s newest Minister for Industry, Science And Innovation Christian Porter has called on the Nation’s scientists to “get cracking on inventing a time machine or better yet one of those guns from Men In Black that erases peoples memories.” ”It’s… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told his leader that he has seen a water cannon going cheap on Facebook Marketplace, should the PM need to stock up in case of another Women’s March 4 Justice. “I took a break… Read More ›
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