The storms that this week ravaged Sydney’s coast not only destroyed waterfront homes and surf clubs, but some residences were left teetering on cliffs and entire swimming pools have gone missing. One millionaire has set up his own crowd funding… Read More ›
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Liberal Voters Ask For Refund On Prime Minister
In a mass case of buyers remorse, Liberal voters across Australia are seeking refunds on their purchase after the “Malcolm Turnbull Prime Minister” failed to do what it promised. ACCC spokesperson Melinda Crummy told The (un)Australian that Australians by law… Read More ›
Jarryd Hayne Puts Hand Up For New Olympic Sport Of Sheep Tackling
Jarryd Hayne’s Olympic ambition is still burning brightly after this weekend’s London Sevens tournament, but he is now looking at a new Olympic sport after discovering he may be ineligible to play rugby due to strict drug testing laws. Sources… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Deported To Nauru For Taking Job Of Literate And Numerate Australian
Having initially praised Immigration Minister Peter Dutton for doing an “outstanding” job, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has done an about face and sacked and deported Mr Dutton to Nauru for taking the job of a literate and numerate white Australian adult…. Read More ›
Victorian Premier Under Fire For Announcing Building Project Without Wearing Hi Vis
Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews today copped a stern phone call from federal Labor for announcing a major building policy without wearing a fluro vest. A Labor insider told The (un)Australian that Mr Andrews received a phone call from Bill Shorten himself, asking… Read More ›
Organisers Of Sydney’s NYE Party Also In Charge Of Organising Summer
It has now been revealed that the organisers of the New Years Eve Above the Harbour event in Sydney are also in charge of organising this years summer. Organisers of the NYE party, Mothership Media, were left red faced when… Read More ›