Victoria’s supreme leader Dan Andrews has told colleagues that he could walk down Bourke street and shoot dead the Commonwealth games and it wouldn’t lose him any votes. ”Dan is very confident right now, what with having no opposition so… Read More ›
Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has condemned Victorian Premier Dan Andrews over traffic in Melbourne, after his candidate for the upcoming Aston bi-election spent 40 minutes driving from their home in Fitzroy to the electorate. ”What planet does comrade… Read More ›
News Corp Australia has signed Cardinal Pell as their new columnist in the hope that the Cardinal can reach out and touch the youth of the Nation. ”As the audience ages News Corp need to reach a younger demographic,” said… Read More ›
The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat. ”For some reason Rupert… Read More ›
The Australian Government’s propaganda arm News Corp has come out strongly today endorsing Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton as Australia’s next top Dick Tata. ”I am quite flattered to be thought of in that light,” said the Dark… Read More ›
Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
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