The Government’s unofficial cheer leaders News Corp have ordered all their journalists to drop everything and get to the seat of Kooyong to help the Nation’s Treasurer Josh Frydenberg with his campaign to retain the seat.
”For some reason Rupert is a big fan of little Joshie Frydenberg,” said a News Corp Executive. ”That or Josh has some compromising photos of Lord Rupert maybe throwing his hotdog down another hall.”
”Either way, Rupert wants to keep Josh.”
When asked why the News Corp papers were seemingly siding with the Government as opposed to remaining impartial, the News Corp Executive said: ”What Rupert wants, Rupert gets, and for some reason he thinks it’s in his best interest to have a ScoMo over an Albo.”
”He is getting on in years you know and doesn’t always get it right.”
”I mean remember when he told Australia that they need Tony Abbott, oh boy, we still laugh at that one.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get down to Surrey Hills train station and hand out some how to vote cards.”
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