Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if now is a good time to talk about overturning the so called parliamentary bonk ban. ”I know there’s a few unsavoury things happening around Canberra at the moment,”… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Declares That All Of His Cabinet Is Indeed Spartacus
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Prepares For His Yearly Smile As He Spots A Weakened PM
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been seen practicing smiling in the hallways of Parliament house, with those close saying it’s in preparation of taking down the weakened PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord has come very close in the… Read More ›
PM Who’s Wife Had To Remind Him He Had 2 Daughters In Order To Understand Empathy Guest Of Honour At International Women’s Day Event
A week after telling the nation how his wife had to remind him that he had two daughters in order to empathise with a victim of sexual assault, Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been invited as a guest… Read More ›
Christensen Orders PM To Open Up Australia Philippines Travel Bubble Or Else He’ll Join Craig Kelly
The Government’s Member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the Prime Minister to get cracking on a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines or he will join former Liberal Craig Kelly on the crossbench. A move that would take… Read More ›
Nation Not Really Surprised That Barnaby Joyce Thinks Sexual Assault Victims Should Keep Quiet
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has shocked no one with his comments that victims of sexual assault should keep quiet and leave the talking to their lawyers or superiors. ”I don’t want anyone to misconstrue my statements and… Read More ›