Australia’s leading pedophile defender Andrew Bolt is incensed at the ABC, claiming that the National Broadcaster had somehow hacked into the Herald Sun newspaper and planted a story about Cardinal Pell being investigated by the police on the front page…. Read More ›
The Nation of Australia has woken up this morning and collectively wondered what the fuck will go wrong today, as the year 2020, which has thus far delivered bushfires, floods, George Pell, plagues and a world-wide pandemic rolls on. “Oh… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think-tank’ (sic) the IPA has demanded that the Government stop subsidising low to middle income earners and instead focus their bail out funds on looking after the richer members of society. ”There’s no use giving valuable… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the nation’s billionaires to start pulling their weight and give something back to the country instead of demanding bail outs and tax breaks. “Times are tough and the country needs our billionaires to… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for the Australian people to not go outside to buy puzzles but instead stay inside gather the kids around and as a family try to work out what he is trying to say… Read More ›
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