Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
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Rooter To Replace Rorter In Scotty From Marketing’s Cabinet
The Nation’s most prominent rooter, Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace the Nation’s pre-eminent rorter, Bridget McKenzie in Scotty from Marketing’s Cabinet. With the position of Minister Affairs tipped for Barnaby. “There’s been a lot of water under the bridge… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Orders New Casting Couch In Preparation For A Return As Leader
Former special envoy for the drought and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has been seen out and about in down town Armidale,shopping for a new casting couch for his office, in preparation for his expected return as Leader of the… Read More ›
Scomo Flees To Hawaii After Sacking Gun Nut
Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, has fled to Hawaii after ‘sacking’ disgraced Coalition MP, and gun nut, Bridget McKenzie. Morrison was forced to remove McKenzie after some less than scrupulous awarding of sporting grants, including one to her own Wangaratta… Read More ›
Hanson Calls For Sanctions To Be Placed On Mexico In Retaliation For The Corona Virus
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has lashed out at Mexico and called for the United Nations to place sanctions on the country following the outbreak of the Corona virus. “How dare these Mexicans infect the World with their Corona virus,”… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Pledges To Start Fracking Engadine Maccas
Following his address to the National Press Club in which he announced the Government’s plan to frack Australia great again, the Prime Minister has announced the location of the countries first full scale frack, Engadine Maccas. “My Government is committed… Read More ›