Prime Minister Scott Morrison has urged all Australians particularly those in New South Wales to take a moment out of their day to light a candle and think of those who are suffering due to the bushfires. “I find in… Read More ›
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Coalition Reverts To Mayan Calendar To Meet 2030 Emission Targets
The Australian government has declared that it is certain to meet all of its obligations to reduce carbon emissions by 2030 after officially adopting the Mayan calendar. “The great cycle of the long count component of the Mayan calendar ended… Read More ›
Lambie Refuses To Say How Many Magic Beans The Government Gave Her To Repeal The Medevac Legislation
Independent (sic) Senator Jacqui Lambie has refused to disclose how many magic beans the Government gave her in exchange for her voting to repeal the Medevac legislation in the Senate. “Look, I will not disclose any detail about my negotiations… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Political Achievements
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Young Libs To Be Punished By Being Forced To Join The Westpac Grad Program
The two members of the Gold Coast Young Liberals who made a video that included racist slurs against indigenous people are set to be punished later this week by being forced to join the Westpac bank graduate program. “This is… Read More ›
Minister For Manila Defends His 4 Year Bucks Party
The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manilla George Christensen has lashed out at media for questioning his visits to seedy Philipino bars with the defense that all men are entitled to a bucks party before they are married. “The media and… Read More ›
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