In breaking news barely watched news service Sky News Australia has revealed they now have exclusive footage of New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern stepping on a crack in a move which they say puts her Mother at risk of… Read More ›
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Barnaby Spewing As Cost Of Froot Loops Skyrockets Due To Drought
Former Special Envoy for the drought and known families man Barnaby Joyce has hit the roof at his local Woolworths after learning that the cost of a box of Froot Loops has risen due to the drought. “This is unbelievable,… Read More ›
Shorten Concedes Being King Of Knives Poster Boy Not Best Look For Aspiring PM
Former Labor leader Bill Shorten has conceded to colleagues that taking on the role as poster boy for retailing giant the King Of Knives during his time as leader did not help his cause at the ballot box. Mr Shorten’s… Read More ›
Barnaby Offers To ‘Chew The Fat’ With Pamela Anderson Over Assange
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reached out to Hollywood actress Pamela Anderson with an invitation to join in him in Canberra at his office or a seedy pay by the hour motel for a chance to ‘chew the… Read More ›
Dutton Spends The Weekend Googling Military Coup
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has spent the weekend googling ‘military coup’ whilst the current Prime Minister and Mr Dutton’s boss Scott Morrison is away on a footy trip to Papua New Guinea. “There’s nothing sinister in… Read More ›
Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been asked to leave his local club after a dispute over a game of Keno, with the Minister claiming he had the winning numbers despite his form saying otherwise. “It was a… Read More ›
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