The Institute of Public Affairs has released a paper penned by Adjunct Fellow Walter Privilege that extols the merits of slavery, calling on the Government to consider instituting it. “We as a society are very quick to rule things out… Read More ›
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Greens Push To Legalise Cannibalism After Annual 420 Meeting
Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very… Read More ›
Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I… Read More ›
Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On Santa ScoMo To Give Everyone Coal This Christmas Budget
Former (despite what Peta Credlin says) Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called on the Treasurer Scott Morrison to deliver coal to every Australian this year as part of his Christmas themed budget. “In the past coal has been traditionally associated… Read More ›
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