Malcolm Turnbull has released his long awaited energy policy, which aims to reduce hostile emissions from Tony Abbott by an average of 50% per year by the end of 2030. “This contains everything I like in a policy, which is… Read More ›
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One Nation Demands ABC Reveal What Colour Underwear Their Stars Wear
One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Asks Alan Jones To Consider Getting Fracked
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has held discussions with New South Wales Premier Alan Jones over the country’s energy crisis and suggested Mr Jones consider getting fracked. “A number of leading energy experts have told me that fracking prominent… Read More ›
Hanson Demands Voters With A Triple Figure IQ Be Banned From Voting
Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›
Shorten To Go On Long Service Leave With Abbott To Take Over As Opposition Leader
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Gets Casting Vote In Hung New Zealand Election
Both sides have begun negotiating with the member for New England Barnaby Joyce in hopes of gaining his vote to form the next government of New Zealand. “We’ve offered to move the New Zealand Pesticides and Veterinary Medicine Authority from… Read More ›
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