Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back… Read More ›
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Barnaby Asks Swinging Voters To At Least Let Him Poll Them
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (for now) and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has pleaded with swinging voters to give him a chance and let him poll them. ”I know a lot of Australians don’t like me, but today… Read More ›
How To Vote The Un-Australian Way
As Australians we love our democracy and how it means we have a pool of twenty five million from whom to choose our best and brightest to be our leader. Sadly, the reality is we have more options when it… Read More ›
Nation’s Real Estate Agents Tell Tenants To Hand Over Their Super Or Else
The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses. ”What a great a way to help our members gain more… Read More ›
Katherine Deves Condemns The PM For Choosing To Identify As A Bulldozer
The Coalition’s candidate for Warringah Katherine Deves has made a rare media appearance to condemn the Prime Minister, the man who selected her for her seat, for choosing to identify as a Bulldozer. ”What sort of example is the Prime… Read More ›
Man Who Can’t Count To 43 Doesn’t Rule Out Becoming Treasurer
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been keenly following his colleague Josh Frydenberg’s struggles to retain his seat at the upcoming election, telling his fellow Death Eaters that he’d consider becoming Treasurer should the opportunity arise. ”The Dark Lord has… Read More ›
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