Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a congratulatory tweet to children’s entertainers Hi-5, congratulating the band on topping the JJJ Hottest 100. The tweet was sent despite the hottest 100 being topped by the Wiggles and not Hi-5…. Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been sounding out his colleagues over potentially knighting the recently demoted Prince Andrew. ”Scott, err, ScoMo is desperate for something to distract the public from all his recent failures,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
Australian’s have been surprised to learn that the PM’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen is against jabbing children. ”Yeah, that’s a bit of a surprise if I’m honest,” said Mackay based Tradie Steve Armstrong. ”I mean with… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce a prominent opponent of marriage equality, as he believed it threatened the sanctity of marriage has announced he has proposed to the woman who he left his first wife for and she has said yes. ”Everyone loves a… Read More ›
After a week in which the country has suffered through a severe shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests with Covid running wild and now appearing to be at war with Serbia over the fallout from Novak Djokovic’s visa issues, the majority… Read More ›
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