A report released by The Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has revealed Opposition Leader Bill Shorten will hand over his email password to Prime Minister Tony Abbott when parliament resumes in March. While Mr Shorten had previously warned… Read More ›
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Glenn Mcgrath Detained Under New Terror Laws Over Alleged Links To ISIS
Former international cricketer Glenn McGrath was arrested yesterday after the introduction of a raft of new stringent anti-terrorism measures announced by Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Last week, photographs emerged of Mr McGrath posing with firearms, an action which, according to… Read More ›
Abbott Calls On CSIRO To Build A Time Machine So He Can Take Out Hitler
Volunteer fire fighter, avid bathing suit-wearer and Minister for Women Tony Abbott has today called upon the country’s top scientific bureau the CSIRO to look into building a time machine that would enable Abbott to send Australian troops back in… Read More ›
ISIS Holds American Sniper Premiere
After a heavy week of beheadings ISIS members are looking forward to letting their swords down at their very own Friday night premiere of the film American Sniper. Sydney publicist, Gloria Jenkins of Absolutely Anything PR, has been arranging the… Read More ›
ISIS Tourism Minister Wants Beheadings To Feature Waterfalls In Background
The ISIS tourism minister has complained that images of a bare stony desert that feature as the backdrop of the groups beheading videos is discouraging potential holiday makers from including The Caliphate in their vacation plans. “These videos have an… Read More ›
Union Condemns ISIS For Using Underage Workers
An Australian Union has condemned ISIS over their latest video release which depicts a young child being involved in the execution of Russian spies. The Union has condemned ISIS over their use of under-age workers. A spokesperson for the Convict,… Read More ›