The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told the public to simply take a Government limo today as the city is ground to a halt due to ongoing train strikes. ”To the people of NSW I say don’t let the Unions… Read More ›
The international association of identity thieves has today announced that Australia’s former PM/Treasurer/Minister for Industry/Resources/Engadine Maccas and Health to name but a few has been named their Man of the year award. ”What a great honour it is to be… Read More ›
Former Minister for Health/Finance/Engadine Maccas and Resources to name but a few Scott Morrison has called NSW Premier Dom Perrotet to see if the New York trade position that John Barilaro turned down was still going. ”I am nothing if… Read More ›
The country of Australia has woken up in shock today to learn that they currently have a working Governor General. The news follows the appalling revelations that have emerged about former PM Scott Morrison using the Governor General, David Hurley… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›
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