Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lifted spirits in the Coalition party room by pulling out his favourite party trick of asking the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann to do some basic maths. ”Scotty really knows how to keep spirits high,” said… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has called on Australians to get together and cook a curry (not a stir fry) for the country, in a move deemed by foreign affairs pundits as a slight on China. “Times are tough… Read More ›
Failed NSW Transport Minister Andrew Constance has thrown his hat in to the ring to run for the soon to be vacated seat of Eden-Monaro at the upcoming by-election. ”I feel I am the best person for the job. I… Read More ›
Australia’s psychologists fear the the Nation may be suffering from the psychological condition known as Stockholm syndrome following news overnight that the Prime Minister’s popularity has skyrocketed as the Nation endures a pandemic inspired lock down. ”It’s quite common for… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
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