Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that Prime Minister Scott Morrison and Cabinet give him the power to exclude people from the country or else he will piss all over the floors of parliament. “This is just… Read More ›
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Nation Stunned To Learn That Man Who Can’t Do Basic Arithmetic Still Has Job As Finance Minister
Australians were shocked to learn that a man who last year struggled with basic arithmetic, Matthias Cormann is in fact still the Nation’s Finance Minister. “Him, really? The bloke that bungled the numbers in the leadership challenge is in charge… Read More ›
Dutton Replaces Strangling Puppies With Meditation
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has told reporters how he has replaced his old hobby of strangling puppies with a new hobby of meditating. “The old Peter would come home after a day of failed leadership attempts and… Read More ›
Dutton Asks Solicitor General About The Legalities Of Staging A Military Coup
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has written to the Solicitor General asking about the legalities of staging a military coup in Australia. “As Minister for Home Affairs my duty is to ensure all Australians are safe, secure and… Read More ›
AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
Dutton Confident That He Has The Numbers To Roll Morrison
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›
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