Deputy Prime Minister for Sydney Gladys Berejiklian has used her daily press conference to order Victorians coming out of lockdown to hand over their spare Netflix logins to those still locked down in NSW. ”The people of Victoria need to… Read More ›
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Barnaby Begs Berejiklian To Sort Out A Singles Bubble For Non-Uggos
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has implored NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to get her act together and sort out a singles bubble in the State. ”Look, people are losing their minds at home with the wives and… Read More ›
PM Assures Jen And The Girls That His Creepy Mate Is Not That Bad Of A Bloke
The Prime Minister has spent the weekend assuring his wife Jen and their girls that his work mate, George Christensen is not that bad of a bloke. Despite the Member for Dawson encouraging and participating in the weekends anti-lockdown rallies…. Read More ›
Australia’s Daggy Dads Demand Scott Morrison Stop Appropriating Their Culture
The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Rumoured To Have Joined Jeff Bezos In Space
Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›
PM Asks Staff For The 458th Time Whether They’re Sure That He Shouldn’t Post A Pic Of Him Cooking A Curry
Prime Minister for Sydney, Scott Morrison, currently locked down in Kirribilli with his closest 48 media advisers has been driving them all up the wall by constantly asking them whether or not he should post a picture on social media… Read More ›