Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
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Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude
The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced. ”To the people of NSW I… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Victorians No Job Keeper But Government Will Send Thoughts And Prayers
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told Victoria that his Government will not bring back job keeper for the current lockdown that the State is enduring. However, they will provide the State with an infinite supply of… Read More ›
Dutton Says Vics Should Be Happy With Lockdown As It Keeps Them Safe From Sudanese Gangs
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has told Victorians that they should be happy with their lockdown being extended as it keeps them safe from Sudanese gangs. ”All we hear from Victoria is negativity, it’s time that they… Read More ›
Joyce Offers His Prick To Help Out With The Vaccination Campaign
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has offered to help kickstart Australia’s struggling vaccination program by donating his prick. ”I am if anything a man of the people, so ladies of Australia line up to get my prick,” said… Read More ›
Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›