Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
Following the death of billionaire retired banker and head of the Illuminati secret cabal enslaving humanity David Rockerfeller at 101, the Satanic globalist secret society is now on the look-out for a new chief of staff to run its fascistic… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they are on a recruiting drive, looking on trains and buses for outspoken racists to run as candidates in upcoming elections. One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts spoke to The (un)Australian about their… Read More ›
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has announced that a horse’s ass would be their next candidate for a senate seat. Ms Hanson said “This is a dream come true. We’ve been searching for a complete horse’s ass since this party’s… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unloaded on the United Nations (UN), blaming it for his inability to purchase Zooper Doopers over the weekend. Zooper Doopers are a frozen flavoured ice treat popular with children. An irate Senator Roberts spoke… Read More ›
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