A spokesperson for the Aussiest of Aussie Patriots Front has today called on the Australian Government to ban the burka as they feel that it’s not right for people to appear in public or on billboards with their face covered…. Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson To Boycott Trump’s Inauguration Over Black Tie Dress Code
Australian Senator Pauline Hanson has today issued a statement declaring that she will not be attending Donald Trump’s Presidential inauguration despite being invited as she was uncomfortable with the black tie dress code. Speaking to The (un)Australian Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Appalled That New Zealand Rugby Fans Would Dare Boo Israel
Senator Malcolm Roberts has called on the Prime Minister to declare war on New Zealand after learning that New Zealand rugby fans had booed Israel Folau in a recent Wallabies All Blacks game. Speaking to The (un)Australian a tin… Read More ›
Dick Smith Launches One Nation Peanut Butter That’s Chock Full Of Nuts
Entrepreneur and aspiring bigot Dick Smith has announced that his company Dick Smith foods will launch a new line of One Nation peanut butter that like the party will be chock full of nuts. Speaking to The (un)Australian Dick Smith… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Cory Bernardi Launches Scathing Attack On The Government
De Facto opposition leader Cory Bernardi, fresh off making America great again by leaving there has launched a scathing attack on the Government (of which he is a member). Labelling a potential carbon tax as, ‘the dumbest thing he has… Read More ›
Australia Drops Plans For Climate Bullshit Emission Scheme
The energy minister has backtracked on plans to introduce a scheme aimed at limiting emission of utter bollocks about climate change after protests from prominent nutbars. “We had been looking into a scheme that rewarded people whose emissions on the… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 