One Nation Leader (despite what Rod Culleton has been saying) Pauline Hanson has today held a press call in the affluent Sydney suburb of Mosman to prove that the level of drug addiction stated by the Greens is vastly over… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts
Senator Roberts Unveils New Line Of Tin Foil Straitjackets
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts has unveiled his new line of tin foil straitjackets at a press conference turned fashion show at Parliament House. Taking a break from attacking the CSIRO and the Bureau of Meteorology , the Senator announced… Read More ›
Prospective One Nation MP Asks Current MPs Not To Use Up All The Crazy
The One Nation Party candidate hoping to fill Rod Culleton’s senate position should his election be found invalid has put out a desperate plea to the remaining members of the party not to hog all the looniness before he has… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Calls For Banning Clouds As They Could Harbour Terrorists
One Nation Senator and holder of Australia’s largest collection of tin foil hats Malcolm Roberts has demanded the government ban clouds in the sky as they could be used to harbour terrorists. Of his cloud concerns, Senator Roberts told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
“People Always Roll Their Eyes When They Agree With Me” Says Hanson
Pauline Hanson has defended rolling her eyes during Malcolm Robert’s maiden speech saying it’s a gesture that thousands of people have done when listening in agreement to her. “For years and years whenever I’ve talked to anyone at a barbecue… Read More ›
“UN Is Unelected Swill” Says Man Elected With 77 Votes
Malcolm Roberts has used his maiden speech in parliament to courageously chide the United Nations as unelected swill, gaining massive approval from the 0.00000321 per cent of the Australian population which placed him number one on their ballot papers. “The… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 