Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has called on the Prime Minister to take action and deal with the issue of her perception that Muslim people don’t concentrate but putting them in special camps. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson talked… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Calls On Turnbull To Knight Old King Cole
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull reinstate the Knights and Dames honours and award the first knighthood to fictitious character Old King Cole. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked up King Cole’s virtues,… Read More ›
Shorten To Consider Banning Foreign Investment In Sam Dastyari
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has told reporters that following the 4 Corner’s investigation into Chinese investment in Australian politics that he will consider banning all foreign investment into the burgeoning industry that is Sam Dastyari. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his thinking,… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Does Not Care About People Who Don’t Like Potatoes
Minister for Immigration and aspiring super villain, Peter Dutton sat down with The (un)Australian for a profile piece where he talked about his hopes, dreams and indifference towards people who don’t like potatoes. The Minister said of people’s food tastes: “Look Australia… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce’s Speechwriter Admits He Can’t Work Without A Puff Of Whacky Backy And Six Schooies
Barnaby Joyce’s head speechwriter has confessed that he can’t start work until he’s pulled a few cones and thrown down half a dozen schooners of beer. “Barnaby’s speeches may look disorganised and off the cuff but they are actually intricately… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Launches Labor’s New White Australia Policy 2.0
Bill Shorten has kicked off Labor’s election campaign by launching the party’s new policy, White Australia 2.0 via a television advertising campaign on Channel 9. A jubilant Mr Shorten talked to The (un)Australian about the new policy, saying: “We have… Read More ›