Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has joined the Greens in calling for a ban on the election day sausage sizzle. Mr Turnbull currently in northern NSW, helping clean up flood damage, one photo opportunity at a time, launched his anti-sausage… Read More ›
Former politician and now former televison host Mark Latham has announced to the world that he plans to bring back bullying in schools with the launch of his national day of action ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day.’ Speaking to The… Read More ›
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has today warned her fellow Australians not to confuse hump day, the popular term for Wednesdays in the office as some sort of middle eastern affair. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her… Read More ›
West Australian Senator Peter Georgiou was revealed today to be appalled over the lack of swearing that occurred at his swearing in ceremony to the Australian Senate. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Georgiou expressed his shock at the ceremony saying:… Read More ›
In a poll conducted by The (un)Australian it was found that 92% of all office workers believe that the weekend wasn’t long enough, Sydney housing prices are too high and that it was probably Craig from accounts that stole Julie from shipping’s… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
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