South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year
A year like 2016 produces many contenders for “Person of the Year”, far too many with quality defamation lawyers to list. Below are some of the stronger contenders, followed by the indisputable winner. *Please note Bill Shorten was not shortlisted for the award… Read More ›
Turnbull Put On Notice After Looking To The Left Whilst Crossing The Road
Australia’s figurehead Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today been chastised by members of his own party after he dared look to the left whilst crossing the road. Said Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt: “The Prime Minister continues to show such… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Cory Bernardi Launches Scathing Attack On The Government
De Facto opposition leader Cory Bernardi, fresh off making America great again by leaving there has launched a scathing attack on the Government (of which he is a member). Labelling a potential carbon tax as, ‘the dumbest thing he has… Read More ›
Australia Drops Plans For Climate Bullshit Emission Scheme
The energy minister has backtracked on plans to introduce a scheme aimed at limiting emission of utter bollocks about climate change after protests from prominent nutbars. “We had been looking into a scheme that rewarded people whose emissions on the… Read More ›
Turnbull Looking Forward To Mowing George Christensen’s Lawn Over Christmas
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to the Parliamentary Christmas break where he will spend time with his family in Sydney and will also travel to far north Queensland to mow his good friend George Christensen’s lawn. Speaking… Read More ›