In a special Canberra edition of the reality TV show Married At First Sight bachelor Tony appears to be delighted with his new bride, Ipswich fish and chip shop owner Pauline. “She’s an absolute babe and we seem to have… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull
Section 18c Of The Racial Discrimination Act To Blame For Budget Deficit
Conservative commentators have declared that Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination act is to blame for Australia’s run of budget deficits and are calling on the Turnbull Government to act to fix it. Leading the charge against 18c is the… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Confuses Hipster With Homeless In Melbourne
Australia’s second longest serving Prime Minister of the last 2 years, Malcolm Turnbull has confused a hipster with a homeless person in Melbourne and inadvertently given the hipster $5. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the mistake, saying: “Easy… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Calls For Royal Commission Into How Australians Use The Toilet
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has called upon the Turnbull government to hold a Royal Commission into how Australians use their toilets. It follows reports that the Australian Tax Office has recently installed squat toilets for its employees. Speaking to The (un)Australian,… Read More ›
Abbott Films Four Corners Special To Show He’s Not Undermining Turnbull
Former Prime Minister and self-avowed anti-sniper Tony Abbott has filmed a special feature for ABC TV’s 4 Corners program to show the world that he isn’t undermining his replacement, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Abbott said: “Look I… Read More ›
‘Malcolm Has Let The World Down,’ Insists ‘Disappointed’ Rudd
Insisting he was “more disappointed than angry”, Kevin Rudd has spoken exclusively to The (un)Australian about Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s decision not to support his run for United Nations secretary general, insisting the Prime Minister risked “robbing the world of… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 