In a shocking move of indifference to the electoral needs of the Australian government, the Supreme Court of Papua New Guinea has ruled Australia’s detention of asylum seekers on Manus Island is illegal. In the provocative and unexpected judicial decision,… Read More ›
Prime Minister and newly converted AFL fan, Malcolm Turnbull has today promised to French kiss the entire state of South Australia prior to the soon to be announced election. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the announcement, saying: “Malcolm… Read More ›
Former Speaker of the House and soon-to-be former member of parliament, Bronwyn Bishop has caused a commotion at her local Centrelink after being informed that her Seniors gold card did not get her discount helicopter rental. Job seeker Matt B… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull has pledged $230 million for Australia’s new cyber security strategy and is confident that it will greatly increase ASIO’s capability to trick world leaders into watching Rick Astley videos. “Any nation without the ability to frustrate its enemies… Read More ›
Australian printer owners have welcomed the announcement of a royal commission into the high cost of printer toner. “I had to get a bank loan to cover the cost of printing off five copies of a picture I made of… Read More ›
Labor leader Bill Shorten has appointed former speed-skating Olympic gold medallist Steven Bradbury as his Chief of Staff, in anticipation of winning the next election. A spokesperson for the Opposition leader spoke to The (un)Australian about the controversial appointment, saying:… Read More ›
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