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Alan Jones Threatens To Keep Broadcasting If People Don’t Stop Listening To Him
Radio broadcaster and failed former politician Alan Jones has issued a clear threat that he will continue to keep broadcasting if the general public don’t stop listening to him. This is the second threat Mr Jones has made in a week… Read More ›
Shorten Excited That People Are Talking About Him Even If It Is Only Faceless Men Who Plan To Knife Him
Labor leader and warm favourite to appear on the next season of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out of Here Bill Shorten was excited to hear that people were talking about him, even if it was only Labor’s faceless men planning… Read More ›
Newly Renovated Lodge Includes Full Set Of Dogs Playing Pool Paintings
Lucy Turnbull has proudly unveiled the completed renovations of the Prime Minister’s official residence “The Lodge” to the media, in which pride of place has gone to a full set of the famous “Dogs Playing Pool” paintings. “I felt that… Read More ›
Eric Abetz Demands Malcolm Turnbull Appoint Tony Abbott Australian Of The Year
Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
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