Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison is said to be panicked after learning that the numbers that Treasurer Josh Frydenburg will announce later today as part of his budget update were calculated by the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann. ”This is… Read More ›
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been reported missing by the Nation’s media with the Federal Police called in to search all potato processing plants in the country. “We haven’t heard from Minister Dutton for a couple of… Read More ›
The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’ “I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lifted spirits in the Coalition party room by pulling out his favourite party trick of asking the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann to do some basic maths. ”Scotty really knows how to keep spirits high,” said… Read More ›
A relieved Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed the recent trade disputes between Australia and China is a simple misunderstanding after China answered Australia’s text with, “New phone who dis?” “I do admit I was a bit worried when… Read More ›
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
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