Australia’s newsreaders will head into Tuesday’s Melbourne Cup with wildly diverging predictions about who will win the nation’s most famous horse race. “I always hold back placing my bet until I’ve heard what the breakfast show hosts and the trusted… Read More ›
Media
Government Introduces Draft For The Culture War
The Coalition has brought back conscription to fight against the forces of the ABC, Fairfax and the Guardian in the Culture War. “We simply haven’t got enough enlisted cultural warriors to write derangedly psychopathic opinion pieces in the Herald Sun,”… Read More ›
Channel 9 Execs Greenlight Daryl Somers Hypnotism Show, Cluck Like Chickens
Channel 9 executives gave a rare insight into how television shows are selected and produced today by holding a press conference in which they outlined the rationale for choosing Daryl Somers new hypnotism show, and then started flapping their folded arms… Read More ›
Guy On Twitter Confident He Could Make Journalism Profitable Again
A 28-year-old man from South Australia suspects that he may be the man to save journalism in Australian. Xavier O’Keefe is confident that if he were running any of Australia’s major print media companies, they would be turning healthy profits… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›
MEDIA JOURNAL: Fairfax Denies Plagiarising The unAustralian
Fairfax Editor Darren Goodsir has denied being a “filthy copycat” despite damning evidence The Sydney Morning Herald’s Thursday edition carried an opinion piece stolen from an employee of The unAustralian in the dead of night. The 800 word piece entitled… Read More ›