Australia’s defamation lawyers have broken out the champagne to celebrate radio shock jock Alan Jones signing a new 2 year deal to host his ratings topping show on network 2GB. “What a relief it is that Alan will go around… Read More ›
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Ray Hadley Holds Press Conference Behind The Toilets After School To Deny Bullying Allegations
Controversial 2GB broadcaster Ray Hadley has called for a press conference at 3:30 pm behind the toilet blocks and says that reporters had better be there or else. “I thoroughly deny the allegations of bullying these crybabies have brought against… Read More ›
Warning Labels Put On News Stories Containing Photos Of Spiders
The government has announced that it will be compulsory to put a warning label on any news story that contains a photograph of a spider to protect the sensibilities of sooky arachnophobes. “We are introducing the “SP” warning to go… Read More ›
Sky News’ Ratings Bonanza: Set to Break The Elusive Double Digit Mark
The Sky News team has spent the week celebrating after their coverage of the Liberal leadership crisis resulted in record ratings for the network. They even came close to breaking the elusive double-digit viewers mark. “What a great week we… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Appear As A Contestant On The Bachelor To Promote His New Book
Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
Biased Public Funded Media Organisation Wants To Privatise The ABC
News Corporation, which paid no tax last year, has welcomed the proposed sale and break up of the ABC, saying there is only room for one severely biased media conglomerate in the Australian market. “The people saying that we’re depriving… Read More ›