The Australian horse racing industry has pledged to switch from electric to renewable jiggers in the next year in an effort to make the sport more environmentally friendly. “Look we have heard the feedback that the public is not happy… Read More ›
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NSW Government Will Open Sydney Harbour Bridge To Problem Gamblers
To celebrate this months Everest horse race the NSW Government has announced that they will be opening up the Sydney Harbour Bridge to proven problem gamblers should they feel the need to jump. “What an exciting time for NSW with… Read More ›
Bachelor Spoiler: Honey Badger To Marry Winx
News has leaked of the surprise ending to this season’s Bachelor with the reported wedding of Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins to Australia’s favourite horse Winx. “It was a bit of a left field ending,” said a source from the… Read More ›
After Usain Bolt, A-League Clubs Reportedly Chasing Melbourne Cup Winner Rekindling
Rekindling, the British-born racehorse who won the 2017 Melbourne Cup, is reportedly being chased by several A-League clubs ahead of the start of Australia’s premier soccer competition. The clubs are said to be keen for a combination of eye-catching speed… Read More ›
Melbourne Cup To Be Run In Two Stages To Allow More Gambling Ads In The Broadcast
Organisers of this year’s Melbourne Cup have accepted a request by online gambling companies to run the race in two stages to allow more gambling advertisements to be screened during the broadcast. “Good to see a bit of common sense… Read More ›
Nation’s Newsreaders Bitterly Divided Over Who Will Win Melbourne Cup
Australia’s newsreaders will head into Tuesday’s Melbourne Cup with wildly diverging predictions about who will win the nation’s most famous horse race. “I always hold back placing my bet until I’ve heard what the breakfast show hosts and the trusted… Read More ›
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