“Sorry mate, only those with authorisation are allowed past here,” a burly security guard at New South Wales Parliament House told a flustered middle-aged man in a suit as he tried to walk into the state’s Legislative Council. A second… Read More ›
Mike Baird
Mike Baird Appointed To NAB Staff Social Committee
Mike Baird has been appointed to the NAB staff social committee on his first week at his new job working for the banking giant. Not resting on his laurels he has already made sweeping changes, the most noticeable of which… Read More ›
Mike Baird Privatises Himself
The people of New South Wales have reacted in shock to the decision of Premier Mike Baird to sell himself off to private investors in an effort to raise several billion dollars in revenue. “Mike Baird is an asset that… Read More ›
NSW To Finally Challenge QLD Over Which Premier’s Surname Is Harder To Spell
Following NSW Premier Mike Baird’s sudden resignation, the State’s Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian is tipped to succeed him as Premier. A move which pundits have tipped will put the state of New South Wales in a position to finally challenge Queensland,… Read More ›
Alan Jones To Undergo Back Surgery Receiving A Donor Spine From Mike Baird
Radio commentator Alan Jones will be off air for several weeks as he undergoes back surgery. Mr Jones will be undergoing a spine transplant and surprisingly will be receiving his new spine from NSW Premier Mike Baird. The news came… Read More ›
Sculptures By The Sea To Be Replaced With A ‘Pop-Up’ Casino On Bondi Beach
This year’s sculptures by the sea event will close a week early due to storm damage and be replaced by a pop-up casino that will run the length of Bondi Beach. The announcement was made by New South Wales Premier… Read More ›
