Mike Baird has sacked the citizens of New South Wales and replaced them with 7 million Coalition-approved administrators. “The people of this state have become ungovernable and I’ve taken the decision to boot them out and install a citizenry that… Read More ›
Mike Baird seemed to be in high spirits as he stumbled out of the basement of parliament house brushing the air frantically around him with both hands to announce that a trial of medical cannabis will be starting in NSW…. Read More ›
NSW Premier Mike Baird has today announced that the state’s controversial ‘lockout laws’ will be amended to allow NSW’s two casinos to trade 27 hours a day. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the Premier said: “Look I’ve seen the protests and I’ve… Read More ›
A protesting executive from a coal seam gas exploration company has become the first person arrested under updated anti protesting laws in New South Wales after chaining himself to a lentil pot at the headquarters of anti-fracking organisation Lock The… Read More ›
Sydney’s spider plague has been blamed for a sharp rise in the cost of webs, with many generation Y spiders facing the prospect of being permanently priced out of the web market. “This has been a great summer in terms… Read More ›
The NSW Transport Minister is happy for the state’s cyclists to ride their bikes in the backyard and maybe down at the park but is adamant that they won’t be allowed to ride on the busy roads. “We can’t allow… Read More ›
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