The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
President-elect Donald Trump has announced his first order of business as President will be to film a new series of Celebrity Apprentice in order to find a new Secretary of State. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Trump talked of his… Read More ›
The Australian Labor Party has announced that, as part of its plan to bring the budget back into surplus should they win government, it will replace all government ministers with unpaid interns. The move follows Shadow Assistant Treasurer Andrew Leigh’s successful trial… Read More ›
Immigration Minister and part-time Mr Potato Head impersonator Peter Dutton has proposed changing Australia’s national anthem from Advance Australia Fair to Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by The Angels. Minister Dutton told The (un)Australian: “Our anthem is out of date… Read More ›
Attorney-General George Brandis has today issued a statement announcing that the coffee table in his office has offered its resignation. The resignation, which Mr Brandis has accepted, follows repeated clashes between the table and the Attorney-General’s bookshelf. Speaking to The (un)Australian, coffee… Read More ›
The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for the Ecuadorian… Read More ›
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