James Packer has expressed his regret over a decision to hand out to all Crown employees Chinese flag print budgie smugglers at the company’s Christmas party. Mr Packer’s regret follows the jailing of Crown employees in mainland China. Speaking to… Read More ›
The NSW Government has declared that the state budget is back in the black after a big win on the Queen of The Nile pokie machine over the weekend. Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian spoke to The (un)Australian about the win, saying: “The… Read More ›
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›
One Nation Senator and holder of Australia’s largest collection of tin foil hats Malcolm Roberts has demanded the government ban clouds in the sky as they could be used to harbour terrorists. Of his cloud concerns, Senator Roberts told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister and eyebrow enthusiast John Winston Howard has stumbled upon a cure for insomnia. Mr Howard recently filmed an ABC documentary on another former prime minister, Sir Robert Menzies, and test screenings showed it was 100% effective in putting… Read More ›
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