Politician, selfie-enthusiast and beret wearer Fred Nile has declared this week that 18-year-old burqa wearing alcoholic abortionists are public enemy number one in the state of New South Wales and has called on the Government to legislate accordingly. Nile currently holds… Read More ›
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Kevin Andrews Horrified To Learn Yesterday Wasn’t The Christine Milne Roast
Federal Minister for Defence and hair dye advocate Kevin Andrews was horrified to learn that yesterday wasn’t the day of the Christine Milne roast. Milne had announced she was stepping down as Greens leaders, to which Andrews tweeted: “Does it really matter who will… Read More ›
Alan Jones Miffed By Greens Leadership Snub
Former Wallabies coach, Andre Rieu accompanist, radio broadcaster and newly minted anti-coal seam gas opponent, Alan Jones has told colleagues that he is quite miffed and annoyed that he was not tapped on the shoulder to take over the leadership… Read More ›
Pippa Middleton’s Bum Visits Royal Baby
Pippa Middleton’s bum has paid a visit to its niece, the new royal baby born over the weekend to Will and Kate, in a move that has excited royal watchers who camped outside the hospital for weeks as they awaited… Read More ›
Australia Pledges To Send More Celebrities To Earthquake Torn Nepal
The Australian government has pledged to send to Nepal, which has been ravaged by an horrific earthquake that has left thousands dead and tens of thousands homeless, as many celebrities as Qantas Premium Economy can fly into the country. Already former Packed to… Read More ›
Government To Recall Minister For Women Over Australia’s Appalling Domestic Violence Record
The Tony Abbott-led government has today announced that it will be recalling Australia’s minister for women over the country’s disturbing record that has seen two women, on average killed per week this year through domestic violence. The (un)Australian spoke to the PM about… Read More ›