Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›
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Pete Evans Pens Book So Babies Can Be Annoying Tools Too
Celebrity Chef and Paleo, the diet that doesn’t allow grains but is full of nuts, enthusiast Pete Evans has penned a new cookbook aimed at new mums and babies titled Bubba Yum Yum that he hopes will help raise a… Read More ›
England Cricket Team Miracle: They Managed To Beat An Egg
A public holiday has been called in England overnight to celebrate the fact that their beleaguered cricket team has finally had a victory after they successfully beat an egg whilst making an omelette for breakfast. In what has been a troubled… Read More ›
Mark Latham Appointed New Host Of ‘At The Movies’
Former aspiring Prime Minister and only client the taxi industry has ever referred to competing driver service Uber, Mark Latham, has today been announced as the new host of ABC1’s At the Movies. The show had previously been hosted by stalwart film… Read More ›
Fred Nile Named International Hater Of The Year
The International Society for Hate and Intolerance (ISFHAI), based in Dubai has today announced that Australian politician, minister and attention seeker Fred Nile has been awarded the title of International Hater of the Year for 2015, narrowly tipping out last… Read More ›
MCG Lowers Food Prices Thanks To New Sponsorship Deal With Nanna’s
The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) has taken the unprecedented step of lowering the cost of purchasing food and drink at the venue ahead of the launch of this year’s AFL Season, following a new sponsorship deal with Nanna’s berries. The… Read More ›
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