Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›
The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has demanded the Prime Minister overturn the so-called bonk Ban, a policy which forbids parliamentary liaisons between politicians and their staffers otherwise he will piss on the floor of parliament…. Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has chided NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian for sleeping with her colleague rather than a staffer. ”If Gladys was lonely and looking for love I wish she would have… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister do something for the countries Women by appointing him, the Member for New England as the countries Minister for Women. With a promise to urgently inject a stimulus… Read More ›
NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›
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