The Australian government will today announce a one-off intake of refugees from war-torn Syria and it is expected to prioritise those most at risk, National Rugby League (NRL) fans. A government official spoke to The (un)Australian about the decision to prioritise… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Congratulates ‘Jared From Subway’ On Making It To The NFL
Opposition leader and star of ABC TV’s Four Corners, Bill Shorten has issued a press release congratulating Jared from Subway on his successful transition from Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) to America’s National Football League (NFL). When contacted by The (un)Australian to clarify… Read More ›
Jane Austen Fan Not Catered For In Bookshop’s Fathers Day Stand
The kids of a shire father who really likes Jane Austen were disappointed today to find that their local bookshop has none of the author’s novels in amongst the display of books suggested as being ideal for dads. “Dad has… Read More ›
Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery
After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›
Robbie Farah Sacked As Blues Captain For Failing Tattoo Quota
In a shock move, NSW coach Laurie Daley has sacked blues captain Robbie Farah just days before State of Origin game 1 for not having the requisite number of tattoos required to play in the NSW Blues squad. Daley spoke… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Reeling After Losing Another Dinosaur, Vows To Hold Wang Tight
Mining magnate, politician and amateur Mr Toad impersonator Clive Palmer has been dealt a second traumatic blow in as many weeks with the news that he has lost another dinosaur. Last week Mr Palmer’s beloved dinosaur statue Jeff was… Read More ›