Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has urgently sent a 2019 season highlights video of the Cronulla Sharks to Washington after President Trump asked him for a Downer. “What a great relationship we have when the President can ask me… Read More ›
Boxer and self-appointed vaccination expert Anthony Mundine’s publicist has sent disgraced Rugby Union player Israel Folau and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange thank you cards. “From the bottom of my heart I just want to say a sincere thank you to… Read More ›
The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›
In a statement released by Todd Greenburg, NRL CEO, the league has decided to “lean in” to the swathe of assault and sexual misconduct by its players and re brand the competition as “Australia’s Next Top Prisoner”. “Yeah, admittedly, this… Read More ›
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