Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has reacted to criticism over his continual attacks on prominent women, including Julia Gillard, Gladys Berejiklian and Clover Moore by declaring that he can’t be a misogynist as he himself is a White Ribbon Day… Read More ›
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NSW Welfare Recipients To Be Tested To Ensure They Keep Gambling
Following the Federal Government’s decision to test welfare recipients for drug use, the NSW State Government has announced they will also be testing welfare recipients to ensure they are still gambling. “We need to keep our gaming industry strong as… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian To Privatise Martin Place Tent City
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian will today put legislation through New South Wales Parliament that will enable her to privatise the homeless people’s tent city that has sprung up in Martin Place. “My job is to provide the best possible outcomes… Read More ›
Scripture Class Attended Mainly So Kids Get The Jokes In Their Christmas Cards
A survey has found that a majority of parents sending their children to scripture classes are doing it so their kids will be able to get the jokes in their Christmas cards. “I’m not a churchie at all but I… Read More ›
Turnbull Endorses The Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has joined the Greens in calling for a ban on the election day sausage sizzle. Mr Turnbull currently in northern NSW, helping clean up flood damage, one photo opportunity at a time, launched his anti-sausage… Read More ›
Sydney Burgled As Everyone Attends Adele Concert
Thieves made use of the weekend’s Adele concerts to break into a vacant Sydney and steal everything of value, according to Police. “Sydney got home after the show to find the windows wide open and all the silverware missing,” said… Read More ›