The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›
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Gladys Berejiklian Launches Re-Election Campaign With New Slogan ‘Luke Foley’
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has launched her bid to be re-elected by revealing her parties new slogan: ‘Luke Foley.’ “We thought long and hard on how to launch this campaign. Would we make it about infrastructure or investment but instead… Read More ›
Planners Decide On “Siberian Mining City” Look For Sydney
Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›
Press Gallery Reports Barnaby Joyce Missing To The Police
The Canberra press gallery has contacted the police to report former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce missing after Mr Joyce went three whole days without calling a press conference. “Look Barnaby if you’re out there please send us a press… Read More ›
Train Strike Changes Name To Strikey McStrikeface
The strike by the Rail, Tram and Bus Union is back on after union officials agreed to change the name of the strike to Strikey McStrikeface, meeting the approval of the NSW Transport Minister. “I’m a big fan of industrial… Read More ›
NSW Government To Lower House Prices By Making Sydney Unliveable
The NSW State Government has announced their housing affordability plan which centers around making the State unliveable for those that earn less than $100,000 per year. “Let’s face it the exploding population is leading to the demand for housing to… Read More ›